MAYBE IF I CLOSE MY EYES REALLY REALLY TIGHT, STUPID PEOPLE WOULD JUST GO AWAY!!!!!!

lol...I really should try this sometime since I majored in Travel, and would love to get a laugh since I can't stand airports, but spend a good part of my life waiting in them moving all over the world or going to other countries that I"m completely obsessed with...(SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA FOR MONTH TO GET OUTTA JAPAN!!!)****"Today, decide not to speak negatively about yourself. When you criticize yourself, you are criticizing God’s very own creation".********* "A plane is on its way to Toronto , when a blonde in economy class gets up, and moves to the first class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this, and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class, and that she will have to sit in the back. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto and I'm staying right here." the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in first class, that belongs in economy, and won't move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy she will have to leave and return to her seat. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto and I'm staying right here." the co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to reason. The pilot says, "you say she is a blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde." he goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear, and she says, "oh, I'm sorry." and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy.. The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss. "I told her, "first class isn't going to Toronto ". *****"Three blondes are at the bar toasting each other, high fiving, and just having a great celebration. The bartender asks what the accomplishment was. The head blonde responds, "we did a puzzle". The bartender looks a little confused until she says, "and on the box it said 3 to 5 years but we did it in two weeks!"****  "2 blondes are on opposite sides of a river when one hollers to the other one "how do you get to the other side" and the other blonde yells back "you're already on the other side".****"A blonde sees a redhead walking down the street with braces on their teeth..the blonde stops the redhead, and asks what did they have on their teeth...the startled redhead hesitates before answering that they were braces, and that they were used to straighten their teeth...the blonde looked confused and asked if it was painful whenever they put them on, and the redhead  answered "yes it hurt of course but I got used to them after awhile"....then the blonde still wasn't understanding this explanation that the redhead had given her, and then asked: "so whenever they take braces off, does your teeth come with them???****  honestly...I'm beginning to have a soft spot for totally stupid people for making me laugh so much...