Dear Haters and Stalkers!!!!!!!

Thank you very much for hating and stalking me on this blog every single time that I post...I appreciate it so much that it makes me want to put even more on here than I should, but I don't cause leaving other people in suspense is what I do best...I'm so sorry that your lives are so empty and meaningless so that you have to keep stalking me on here and are completely fascinated with my life instead...Here is what I think that you all should do to stop being such sorry soles to yourself and the rest of society!!!!!

1. stop standing back and staring at people or at me and my pics on here...if you wanna talk to me, then TALK TO ME!!!!!! I mean, WTH, I thought that is only what 13 year olds did...I talk to anyone and everyone, and am not afraid to go up to some dope standing there with their mouth open gawking at me...I have gotten this my entire life, all through school, from teachers, idiot football players, coaches, more idiot guys that I wouldn't give the time of day to, and I smarted off to every single one of them and problem solved...I even had one of my friends write some burden to society a note in Vietnamese...he wanted a note from me to give to him, and well that is exactly what I did...he never mentioned what language he wanted it in though...

2. so okay, if you have something to say to me, then say it to me and not go around telling the whole world first, and I am the last one to find out...we aren't living in the times of Benjamin Franklin where everyone had to communicate by a telegram using the Pony Express...these are modern times with internet and we can talk to anyone in the entire world as long as we want in just seconds...but I suspect that your mind is too slow to figure any of this out, since you probably know only the first half of the alphabet, so maybe you would be much more safer getting the Pony Express running again and you could be the main rider deliving messages all over day and night...have fun putting up with what the horse leaves behind...(you know that is a law now to clean up after your animal no matter what it is if it does anything outdoors in a public place...)

3. so my other conclusion to this is usually when someone claims that they totally hate someone, that they really just have a crush on them, but would never admit that publicly to anyone muchless themselves, so you would rather go around bashing me behind my back and telling secrets and rumours and who knows what else about me whenever all I'm doing is just minding my own business and going about my very busy, interesting, overly fun, world-traveling LIFE...so I'm also terribly sorry that you don't have much luck in the love department either, and have to go around claiming that you hate someone whenever you are really like head over heels, seeing stars every time that you see them, totally in love with them deep deep down...again been through it so I'm not fooled by any of this...so first of all, clean up your act, as well as your attitude, personality, social expectations, shower more than once of twice a month, make sure that your teeth aren't about to fall out, stop the smoking cause it seriously stinks, and is a health not to mention a fire hazard, stop being so judgmental and hateful and looking at people from a far distance and wishing that you could go up and talk to them...okay whatever...but if you keep living your life like that, then you can expect to be joining that one guy over there in the dark corner leaning up against the wall with his arms crossed chewing on the end of a toothpick.....you two should be happy together...