They Ruined My Salad Again With NASTY CUCUMBERS!!!!!!!!! >:(

Soo excited about Passover tomorrow...what I can't understand is if there is a NATIONWIDE TOMATO SHORTAGE, then WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP GIVING THEM TO ME WHEN I JUST THROW THEM OUT THE WINDOW OF THE CAR, OR FLING THEM OVER ON THE GRASS SOMEWHERE!?!?!?! NOT EVEN THE BIRDS WILL TOUCH THOSE THINGS!!!!!!!!! I ask for a PLAIN SALAD, and I thought these know-nothings actually got it right for once, until I saw cucumbers cut up in tiny squares like that!!! I would NEVERRRRRRRRRRR touch anything that looked like that pic...I would have to go dig a hole in the ground and bury the stuff so that I wouldn't have to SMELL IT,or see it....That's how bad I can't stand either one of those.....