A man and his ever-nagging
wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passedaway. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for$5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The manthought about it and said he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home,when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only$150?"The man replied,
"Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rosefrom the dead. I just can't take that chance."
wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passedaway. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for$5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The manthought about it and said he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home,when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only$150?"The man replied,
"Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rosefrom the dead. I just can't take that chance."
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