Since This Little Stunt Marks Me As Being COMPLETELY HELPLESS...I Will Just Stick To What I Know Then....

OMG I DID IT ALLLLL BYYYYYYY MYSELLLLFFFF....ONE OF THEM ANYWAYS... :p

Now I am just in paaaaaaaaiiiinnn...I was unpacking the pieces to my shoe shelf on my bed, and the entire thing slid off and landed on my foot...I don't need to remind anyone that this was made out of SOLID WOOD, and that these things ONLY HAPPEN TO ME....now the entire top of my foot is swollen and I probably fractured that top part somewhere...So I was madddddddddddddd already and nothing was working, I don't know how to use tools anyways, and if something doesn't work I somehow make it work. The screws were too small, the holes were too small, and the screwdrivers were all too big, and I couldnt' find my little ones like you use for a computer to take it apart....I pushed at it, and was grating off metal from the end of the screwdriver and brushing it away, but I got it put together...That one was pretty easy...It's my other one that is my art shelf that is going to be a pain to figure out, cause it's all pictures and I never have any idea what I'm doing on that, and I"m sick of waiting on everyone else....I REALLY AM NOT ONE TO BE PUTTING THINGS TOGETHER....Now that I have an enormous knot on the top of my foot that keeps turning redder and redder, I guess I'm off to the emergency room to explain what I did to them in the most dramatic way possible, but somehow that always seems to fascinate people on me injuring myself...

This Panda Bear IS SOOOOO ME!!!!!!!

I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVEEEE THIS COMIC STRIP!!!!! I will start putting "IMAGINE THIS" comic strips on here since it's my personality most definately!!!!! I'm the moody panda bear, and there's another one that I found on here called "Clovis" and that is a moody teddy bear....tooo funny...I love those guys who make these!!!! soooo glad that I found them!!!!!!!!!!!! http://imaginethiscomic.com/?m=201107

Going To Make My Revenge As Unnoticable As I Possibly Can....Decided On With Sand & Cat Litter...

Best Stories Ever...

I've kinda sorta gotten over the embarrassment from the other night...now I'm just plain furious and want to get revenge to give the same type of embarrassment back like I got...I looked up on here what would happen if gunpowder was ingested, since I was around fireworks, and they have to have the gunpowder to explode up in the sky...exactly what I felt like doing, only I couldn't say what I wanted cause it's always the wrong place and wrong time and I always seem to think of it later....I found so much, I couldn't even look at it all, and actually came across stories from others who got back on stupid people who pissed them off as well...Wow, this was definately the best one of them all...this guy is my absolute hero...my response to him??? I told him that he's definately my hero for thinking something like that up, and that I'm on the outlook now to desperately give someone a taste of their own medicine...and thanks for thinking this little prank up..it seemed to work like a charm....looks like I'm gonna have to go and invest in some gun powder then...another thing I know absolutely nothing about, so it won't surprise me if that happens again a second time...I'm thinking about 2 big heaping handfuls should do it...I can not stand to be embarrassed like that...I'm also thinking maybe canned dogfood with all those nasty juices in something...I am not going through that again while I'm here and have another holiday or any day ruined like that...I really wanna meet this guy and go up and shake his hand and totally congratulate him...this is just plain brilliance...

"A friend of mine told me an interesting story (not the most honest guy in the world, so I have some doubts that this is true).
He said that he was working at a place and he only had a half-hour for lunch, which wasn't enough time for him to go out and get anything, so he brought food with him to eat at work, which he'd stick in the refrigerator. However, somebody kept stealing his lunches and eating them before lunch time. He got fed up with this, and one day he brought some Japanese food to eat at lunch, only he poured in some gunpowder. Later in the day, one of his co-workers suddenly became violently ill, running to the bathroom to throw up. My friend followed the guy in and said, "Yeeeaaahhh... Japanese food will do that to you." He never had his lunch stolen again." LOVE IT... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Here's a joke that goes along with this subject.

"A man once counseled his son that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his cornflakes every morning. The son did this religiously, and he lived to the age of 93. When he died, he left 14 children, 28 grandchildren, 35 great-grandchildren, and a 15-foot hole in the wall of the crematorium."-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


"Wasn't saltpeter given to adolescent boys to prevent -- um -- sexual self-gratification? In my opinion, gunpowder tastes so vile, all it would do to me is induce nausea and lethargy. I believe that sulphur is mildly toxic when concentrated, and saltpeter is a (mild) poison. Charcoal is mostly inert, but absorptive (which is why they give it to poisoning victims.) By and large, I'd think it would be about as effective as sand or sawdust." Oh wow, good one....I hadn't thought of those 2 yet...sand and sawdust...thanks for the tip...the only challenge now is finding sand around a big city since I don't live around crappy beaches anymore on a dumpy island that should have never been discovered....

No One Is Happier Than Me That The Holiday Is OVER...

So I hope everyone had a Happy 4th of July to all who celebrate it... I had mine halfway ruined by total embarrassment last night and totally wanted to die on the spot...I spent it at our gorgeous downtown area...they had the horses and carriages out decorated up with flowers, the river boats running like they do in Venice, Italy non-stop, and everything is looking more and more gorgeous everytime I go downtown...I ended up at one of those super super classy restaurants with my in-laws and a few others that was European/American cuisine..It was one of those restaurants that didn't allow kids, and they didn't have a regular menu, it was an actual binder. Also, they didn't have prices on the menu, it was just a little number for them to write down what stuff you ordered, but they didn't put the prices on anything there...It reminded me of what I had up in Austria, or Switzerland...none of it was nasty, and everything was natural and only had one ingredient...LOVED IT...I thought everything was fine until this guy from Costa Rica started messing with me in FRONT OF EVERYONE ELSE...asking me my name, where I"m from, that I didn't look like I was from here, no duh, I was just born here, my background is German and British...everyone who came over here was an immigrant and I always tell people I don't look a thing like anyone over in this country...so this genius noticed that at well...I was just like well okay well whateverrrrr... this was a high up place and I didn't dare smart off to whoever this guy was trying to score a date with me...I just talked but very little, since I have no idea what to say when people start in on me with those questions...he would not stop in front of everyone like that and everyone kept looking at me like I had ties with him or something...and it got worse and worse...he asked me in front of an entire table of people if I had babies, I say no, he asked again and why not, and said hmm well maybe someday...then shot back at me asking me if I wanted him for dessert and that was it for me....I was DONE with this dude totally embarrassing the hell outta me like this in a 5 star restaurant and totally ruining my holiday...It NEVER fails ever when I go out no matter what place it is, I always get that...I did not enjoy the fireworks. I thought they were pretty much duds, and there wasn't much to any of it..I miss the shows that play music and have fireworks timed to the music and set them off that way...Hopefully a trip to Philadelphia, Pennsylvania will happen in the next several years without total embarrassment to ruin everythingggggggg...

Happy 4th of July Everyone!!