THIS IS ME EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!

( LOL, all the dumb blondes need to totally get outta the room so I don't have to look at you anymore... )

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If The Ring Fits, Wear it.
A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.

According to the nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.
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I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.
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TOO SAD TO SAY ANYTHING!!!!!!!

HUGE CROWDS TOTALLY SUCK...JUST ASK ME!!!!!!!!!

Still Loving it that I know how badly I can get to someone and enjoy every minute of it watching them squim in their pathetic skin cause they are too stuck up to say anything to me...I'm just wondering what I can come up with next the next time that I dare to go out here in the pathetic public here on base...NATIVE ALASKANS are fine, it's just everyone else here who is completely messed up and just plain weird...wow I really feel sorry for people like that and am soooo thankful to GOD that we don't have to share the same house...they would drive me so crazy and make me so mad, that I'd most likely, burn down the entire house while they are sleeping just so I wouldn't have to put up or see them anymore...****** someone who is I'd say about middle school age, wrote this, and I was so so so impressed I just had to share it...wow*** "

Judgmental people, make me sick. He's gay? You assume he's completely different. She makes a mistake? She's stupid. Someone doesn't have an Iphone? They're poor. She put's on make up? She's a slut. He listens to Hardcore metal? He's emo. She's black? She's a terrorist. He likes riding scooters? he's a fag. She's got curves? she's fat. -I Hear this in everyday life. Everybody, take a look around y...ou. No body is perfect. Everybody is unique, & different in their own way, Everyone is human. Change your perspective on someone, and look for the good in them. Everyone has a beating heart, we all have two eyes,ears & one mouth, so use them properly. Instead of making someone feel horrible, how about you compliment them? Instead of watching that girl get pushed to the floor, how about you help her up & stick up for her. Because guess what? It's things like this, that can change a life decision. It's people like this that are despicable & ignorant. I've lost respect for alot of people due to this. All I'm saying, is look around, make a change & grow up. Okay, cool.*********

TODAY I WAS SUCCESSFUL AT TOTALLY PISSING SOMEONE OFF BY PLAYING 80'S MUSIC!!! THEY GOT ALL PISSY AND WOULD HARDLY SAY ANYTHING EXCEPT TO GIVE ME DIRTY LOOKS AND TEXT ON THEIR IDIOT PHONE ABOUT ME TO OTHERS...I LOVE IT WHEN I KNOW THAT I'M GETTING TO PEOPLE AND CAN BE ALL CHEERY WHILE THEY ARE NOTHING BUT CRANKY WHINY PANTS AND CAN'T GET THE STICK OUTTA THEIR ASS...HMM THEN I HEAR "THAT THEY WOULD CHANGE THE CHANNEL BUT SUZY (ME) IS IN HERE!!!!!!!!!!! OH, BY THE WAY, I HAD IT ON THE 80'S MUSIC STATION ON THE CABLE, AND DIDN'T WANT TO PUT UP WITH THE STUPID DISNEY CHANNEL ANYMORE!!!!!! SO!!! AFTER THAT BEING SAID, I ONLY TURNED IT UP LOUDER AND SINCE I KNOW ALL THOSE SONGS ANYWAYS, DECIDED TO HALFWAY SING ALONG TO REALLY GET THEM TO ACTING EVEN MORE PISSY...I WAS SOOO LOVING IT...THE RESPONCE THAT I GOT!?! LOL THE BITCH TOTALLY WALKED OUTTA THE ROOM....SSSSSSSSS BURRRRNNNNNNNNNNN...I WIN....AGAIN...NORMAL PEOPLE IN THE WORLD PLEASE COME OUTTA YOUR HIDING PLACES!!! I'M SICK OF BEING AROUND THESE TOTAL WEIRDOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO BAD...BUT INTERESTING!!!

The word F**** it was used in ancient time when the people had to take Permission from the king before having sex otherwise they were punished !!

One of the the most gory , bloody and tragic times in England history is during the time of HENRY VIII..because of plague, homicide, battles, wars half of England's population died and the English army had insufficient soldiers. The King was worried about the future of Great Britain. At the end he had a research made and found out that there were lots of rascal men in jails and dungeons and so many prostitutes as well. So he decided to allow them to make love for the purpose of increasing the population of England.
Mating was organized in jails between prostitutes and rascal men to provide population explosion. Since it was done by the permission of king it was known as " Fornication Under the Control of King" or abbreviated (F****). In 15 years population increased twofold. This is brief story of the word F******* ....well also to point out the actual truth that half of  the English are illegitimate.******uggh...I just gotta love that part of my ancestry... :p

Also, someone who lived in Okinawa for like the past 25+ years told me that like back in the 50's and 60's, teenagers would go someplace and be having sex in the car or just messing around.  if they were caught by the police, they would get a ticket with the reason being "FOR UN CONSENTED KNOWLEDGE..." it became too long and too time consuming to write that out every time on each and every ticket, so they just abbreviated it and people use that in like every sentence today...shocker how ignorant most of the world is....it really helps to know this kind of stuff to really understand what you are saying!!!!!!!!!!

WHO DOESN'T WISH THAT THIS WOULD HAPPEN AT SOME TIME IN THEIR LIVES???

THANK YOU FACEBOOK FOR COMPLETING MY LIFE!!! MUUAHHH!!!!!!

PURE SWEETNESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOD BLESS BEAUTIFUL NATIVE AMERICAN INDIANS FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!

My day was interrupted again by STUPID PEOPLE!!!!!!!!! I can NOT stand mess, bugs, dirt, stuff thrown all over, trash laying all over the house, any of that...I clean all the time, and have a serious problem with germs like anyone else wouldn't believe...so this confused me so bad that I was in a daze for like the next 15 min. I didn't expect an EXTERMINATOR to come to our door this morning, but he did. Then asked was I the one who called about the ant problem...I about blew up cause I DO NOT put up with ants!!! not after what I went through over in rotten Japan!!!!!!!! I said over and over and over that we don't have ants, I clean all the time, I would never put up with ants, and if there were ants than they would be coming out every single day for 6 months if they had to until those things were gone cause I don't put up with ants!!! After a few phone calls, and asking if I was "Jessica" I blew up and yelled out that I wasn't a Jessica that I was SUZY,  and she must be one stupid $*(#@* for not even knowing her own address...I still can't help thinking that might have been a prank done by our wonderful neighbours since they hate me so much..so if that's how they want it..I think I'll wait about 6 months until all this is forgotten about before I make a call for them complaining about ROACHES and give their name and address...hope they like that one...OH DEAR GOD PLEASE GET ME AWAY FROM THESE IDIOT PSYCHOTIC PEOPLE...them moving soon doesn't sound so bad, but have no idea when they got here and I know they surely won't tell us...oh well hope they enjoy dealing with me now after that little stunt...